I wish i was skinny. i wish i was taller. I wish i could sing. I wish my satan would just dance. I wish we'd all stop!
I wish quinn's penguinn would play a reunion show. I wish i never worked at the funeral home. I wish colt's mom was tighter. I wish i was married to julious jive. Nothing against rori, but fuck off honey. Jive is mine....... I wish.

This wish, that wish, every wish that i wish, is so farfetched, can't have them. That's why so much more, i want them.

Wish i was a girl. Wish i was dead. Wish to not be "fugg life". Wish i would shut the fuck up... Wish i was sober. Wish i was fucked up. Wish i was a father, NOT THIS PUNK!!

I wish to not be jekyll. I wish to not be hyde. I wish i'd of done acid with caroline. I wish the real smashing pumpkins got back together. I wish to cut an album with daniel johnston. I wish to have a 3some with sonny and cher....... No scratch that, sam elliot and cher from "mask". I wish we were as good as The Coltranes, or crisis arm, or California bleeding. I wish homophobic men would try cum. I wish i could seduce a nun.

This wish, that wish, every wish that i wish, is so farfetched, can't have them. That's why so much more.... Fuck them.

Wish mom took the pill. Wish i knew god. Wish i was black like Booker T and had a big rod. Wish this all was over. So ya'll could go. Wish she was alive......

I wish i had no fucking gaps in my teeth, i wish i wasn't a 2 pump chump like anthony. I wish my tit's weren't bigger than yours. I wish i could lick your corpse. I wish this song sounded nothing like i am, or lyric wise a rip off of pj's wishlist. I wish we could get out of hemet. I wish jamie wasn't dead. We miss our fucking friend. We loved our fucking friend! I wish jamie wasn't dead. I WISH JAMIE WASN'T DEAD!!!!